So here's what I've done, against the advice of everyone counting the money.
Right now you can get the Vitality Ring for 45% off: buy 2, get the third free, for $49.80, one for you, one to never lose, one for the sister you keep meaning to call.
That's 3 rings for less than a single Toradol shot that did nothing.
Why? Because I remember Christina. I remember every woman who sat on my table losing her words while someone called it interesting.